Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....