Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...