Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.