A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
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Addicted to the Web
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!