How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...