Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
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Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
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