Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...