Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...