Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...