How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...