Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...