Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...