Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.