Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...