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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
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A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
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Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
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Not the best day.
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