Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...