Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...