Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...