Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...