Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!