37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...