Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...