I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!