Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...