Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...