How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Misunderstood people
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A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...