There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...