Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...