Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...