How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...