Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...