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Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
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Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...