Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Addicted to the Web
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The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.