There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...