A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...