Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...