White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...