Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...