Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...