Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...