Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...