Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...