Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...