Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...