Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...