Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...