If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Insurance Claim
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This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.