If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Bathroom troubles
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Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...