The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.