What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...