grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...